1.11.2006

wtf?

So, something I was thinking about today:
raccoons have penis bones. an actual BONE!
let me explain. i was in NYC about a month ago, and I wandered into this store that is run by the smithsonian or something. they sell the most bizarre shit. like python skulls, scorpian lollipops & raccoon penis bones. i've since learned they're also call "texas toothpicks". also, farm boys in the mid-west have been know to give them to their girlfriends as gifts. ("hey let's go steady, here's a raccoon dick bone"...)
go ahead and google it. i'd post a link myself, but i'm at work & there is no telling what kind of "big brother spy equipment" is attached to my computer.

love,
kate

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just had a dream about Racoons last night! No penis bones but there was a corn cob. Perhaps that shop has a special back room where they figure these sort of things out - lets go find out!

kat said...

chelsey you were with me. maybe you didn't come in?

maggie, iknow. it's friggin bizarre. they had a whole box of them.

formingnewsights said...

i would pick up willie nelson and mars volta, drink a shot of whiskey (cause thats all i can handle) and talk southern to willie, and i guess i have no idea what i would say to mars volta..justthat they amaze me! he he

Anonymous said...

thanks emiloo. i would pick up our fine president & beat the fuck outta him.

Anonymous said...

then i'd crack a beer with pippi & the dalai lama.