So i was standing outside of whole foods last nite (big surprise) feeling pretty happy about my purchases. Giant bottle of cheap wine, avacados, tomato, and bread...yay dinner and lunch tomorrow! Boooo lack of grant money to eat properly and on a regular basis. Then dapper young guy walks by and giant wad of cash falls out of his back pocket. A roll of $20's! So I grabbed it. Then chased him down (he was quick) and gave it back to him. He must have been pretty psyched, even if he didn't show it. Part of me was a little sad that he didn't say "Wow, thanks, here is enough money for bus fare for going to the trouble of running 1/2 a block to catch me. And here is another $100 for being awesome. Nice shoes by the way. My band is playing at blah blah later. There is a cover charge, but I'll put you on the guest list. Free drinks and limo service back to your apartment building. Oh, and take this pizza, I'm not hungry."
Oh well, such is life.
LOVE KAT!
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8 comments:
ha ha ha that was freakin funny. why can't people do what we want them to?
Stoopid people. and I totally would have given some money if someone did that for me, I mean you could have just taken it and he would've lost it all. what a dildo!
haha! yeah, it's been a banner week. i lost my I.D. yesterday. finally found it just a few minutes ago. don't know how the hell i would have got onto plane. didn't even have enough time for someone to overnight my passport.yikes. another misadventure avoided. i need to get out of here.
you are such a clever girl ;)
you make me giggle like a fat girl with 4 scoops on a waffle cone.
(with jimmy's)
* note: no one in the south knows what the hell a jimmy is????!!! or a grinder???!!!
that would have sucked, you know whole lost ID thing. that shit gives me anxiety everytime i travel.
hope you took some pictures. if not you can go into paintbucket and draw the highlights. yer good at that
hahaa paintbucket! i will have to cuz camera broke.
omg, kat, that was awesome!!! love you!!
emmi, po boys!!!
i would order a "po boy" but i don't want to say it. sounds stupid, you know? i would feel like i was really trying. putting too much emphasis on the wrong syllable.
I left my entire wallet on the plane once on during a layover to vacation. Thank the holy lord above that they staff was cool enough to run it to my next plane.
Ive heard a million times that Jimmies is actually a racist term that northerners used. But i have looked it up a few times and have never found anything...
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